I'm sorry in advance

Sep 30

doingitdisneystyle:

oh-hai-its-lily:

rollad20andkissme:

madithefreckled:

I actually just looked this up and found out some interesting things.

Young MacGuffin speaks in a North East Doric dialect which obviously is hard to understand. Originally he was going to just speak gibberish but his voice actor, Kevin McKidd, suggested he try a few lines in Doric and Pixar loved it and kept it. Found a couple translations too, but only one of them applies to this gif set and that’s the third one after Merida gave her speech about letting them choose who they marry:

It’s just not fair making us fight for the hand of a girl who doesn’t want anything to do with it. You know?

OH MY GOD

this changes everything

ALL of the things.

Sep 30

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

Sep 30

findinggaby:

wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

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it all makes sense now.

Sep 30

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

Sep 30

piikafuckyouu:

tachibana-bodt:

In the name of the Father
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The Son
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And the Holy Spirit
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Armin.

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AMEN*

Sep 30
believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

Sep 30

makochantachibanana:

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Sep 30
logenix:

Found a gem in the assigned poetry book from my english class.
Carrots by Lorna Croizer.
Enjoy.

logenix:

Found a gem in the assigned poetry book from my english class.

Carrots by Lorna Croizer.

Enjoy.

Sep 30
canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

Sep 30
kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."